deal or no deal?

if you guys want me to get buttloads of plastic surgery so my visage does not offend thine eyes, you have to pay for it. bring in the donations!
maybe i can end up looking like a blow-up doll version of myself.
would that be preferable to my current state of degeneration?
i AM almost 35.
practically in a nursing home by america's standards.

today someone made me two espressos and now i'm zoomin'.
and someone told me a joke.
they said that Canada is spelled that way cuz canadians talk like this:
C, -eh N, -eh D, -eh. HAHA.