my so-called 'boyfriend', the 89 yr-old man at the nursing home, tried to escape the other day. he cut off the alarm band they have to wear which goes off if they try to leave the building unattended. he got about 50 yards before someone realized he'd escaped. what a rebel! he used the butter knife that came with his breakfast to remove the band. ha. 
it's horrible that i am so un-sexy... huh?
this is the outfit i am going to wear to parties from now on so there will be NO mystery about my body from now on.
sigh.
i bought some great lash mascara today.
and some new sunglasses.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
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