Tuesday, May 20, 2008

tell me more

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i found some vaseline healthy glow lotion (with a 'touch' of self-tanner) at grocery outlet for fifty cents so i thought, what can i lose? i used it twice and BIG SURPRISE it leaves my legs streaky and it makes my skin smell disgusting. WOOT! so much better than white legs, no?

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this one elderly woman at the nursing home commented that i need some sort of hair junk to tame my flyaways. she is a very genteel woman. always looks nice and put-together. i'm like, i wake up at six AM and i'm out of the house by 6:15, ride my bike to work and start at 6:30 so, i dunno. apparently i need to get up a little earlier and 'fix myself up' for the old folks.

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the other day some woman told me that SHE wouldn't wear such a SHORT dress. this was after a man complimented me saying i look good in a dress.
people are SO GRAND!

i was also once again informed yesterday that i have a MOUSTACHE. THANKS for pointing that out, in front of a crowd of people. jeesh. whatever.
i don't care. i can take it.
i mean, hey. it's the truth, i guess.